Ha ha, this ones a classic, I laughed so hard the first time I heard it.
There where these 3 guys. One was Russian, another was German, and the last was Polish. The fire squad was about to shoot these 3 people down for breaking the law. So Russian came and whispered to them "I have got a great idea to escape. Just watch what I do, and you guys follow along..." So the Russian walks up to the fire squad, and fire squad says "3...2...1...-" Just then, the Russian guy says " TORNADO!!!!"
The fire squad gets confused and looks around and sees no tornado, while the Russian dashes away. So the German caught along and said "oh, now I know what to do, heh heh...." He comes up to fire squad and they say, " Okay! no more natural disasters! 3... 2... 1..." The German quickly says "METEOR!!!!", and the fire squad looks up. They say there was no meteor, and the German quickly runs away. The polish guy then catches along and comes up to the Fire squad, and they say: "3... 2... 1..." The polish guy then blurts out: "FIRE!!!"
Ha ha, if you do not get it, I can explain it to you.
Sun Sep 19, 2010 5:06 pm by Jay